So I came down from office and saw this Harley sitting pretty next to my car. I took a picture of it and then spotted a guy smoking a cigarette. I asked him to take a picture of me with the mean machine before the owner turns up and asks,"What the fuck?!" So I hitched up my dress and got on it. The guy said,"I don't take pictures very good." I replied,"Take it quick!" Two men decided to walk in around the corner. One of them laughed and said to the other,"So cute." I was deeply embarrassed at being such a spontaneous idiot and utterly thrilled at having got my picture. Then on my drive home I wondered how many times have I felt both things at the same time!